I am really bad at writing about music so I decided you folks could just do some mad libs for the About page.
Fan submissions:
Gentle Robot is a Rockabilly nu-emu band deliciously based in Scott Base, Antarctica. Its sound ranges from rockabilly to nu-emu, and is just as likely to hurt you as rock your spleen out.
Gentle Robot is an emo band possibly based in a graveyard. Its sound ranges from post-emocore to extrap-related-poo-core, and is just as likely to peel you as rock your knees off.